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Last night's iMPACT! was a phenomenal show with the TNA Knockouts carrying a substantial part of the show. Highlights included the debut of Cheerleader Melissa and Daisy Haze as well as Awesome Kong being entered into the "DEUCES WILD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT" to compete for the TNA Tag Team Titles.
Here's excerpts from the PWTorch Impact report...
5/1 Impact Review by Wilkenfeld: Impact pulls out an "A"
By: Daniel Wilkenfeld, PWTorch Contributor
Knockouts Segment
Tenay is in the ring, and he brings out The Beautiful People, Angelina Love & Velvet Sky. So they're giving the women an interview segment before the gauntlet to determine the ladder match to get a chance to face Awesome Kong—maybe the women's title already is the most important on the show. He asks if they're willing to make the "ultimate sacrifice," getting their heads shaved. You know if I were in the military that would bother me on several levels. Love says they're not worried, cause if they worried they'd sweat, and if they sweat their makeup would run, and that would not be beautiful. They also want to make sure the makeover doesn't go to waste, and prove how helpful it could be by showing pictures of ODB and Gail Kim bald. No one would want to mess with The Beautiful People's looks, cause they're all we losers have to live for. Velvet Sky adds that we can look, but never touch. ODB and Gail Kim come down to the ring. ODB says that maybe she can't touch The Beautiful People, but she can sure touch their big, fake, fun bags. They shove the Beautiful People down. ODB grabs a mic and says that since those two hookers don't seem to have any customers, maybe they should come down in half an hour for a match, so they'll get a chance to end up flat on their backs.
GAIL KIM & ODB defeat THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
The crowd comes alive for ODB, who starts things off with Love. ODB quickly takes her down with a gut wrench. They make a pair of tags, and Velvet Sky takes it to Gail Kim for a second until Kim dodges a charge in the corner. Kim nails a Scoop Slam, but when she tries to follow up Love interferes. She tries to do some move off the top rope, but Love interferes again. Maybe Kim should go to the other side of the ring.
[Commercial Break]
Love is in control of Gail Kim, pounding her head to mat. Kim dodges a charge in the corner again and responds with a couple quick covers for two. Love nails a jumping kick for two. They both go for clothesline and take each other down. We get two tags, and ODB is on fire. Love tries to help Velvet Sky, but ODB catches her with a Fall Away Slam. ODB hits a Lou Thesz Press off the top rope on Velvet Sky, but Love recovers just soon enough to break up the count. Sky tries to do something or other, but ODB just powers through it and nails her with a Running Power Slam for three.
As ODB and Kim celebrate Love comes back in on the attack. Kim and ODB regain control, so Love ducks out, but Roxxi Leveaux cuts her off on the ramp and rolls her back into the ring. The crowd comes alive for Roxxi as she, ODB, and Gail Kim tee off on Love. ODB gives her a swig from her flask to celebrate.
Cheerleader Melissa defeats Daisy Haze
They start things off with some old school grappling in the ring. Melissa takes her down with a shoulder block, but Daisy comes back with an Arm Drag and Leg Scissors Takedown. Melissa fires back with pure power, and takes Daisy over with a Suplex. Daisy tries to come back with a series of chops, but Melissa takes her down with one stiff forearm shot. The crowd gets behind Melissa, who nails a sick Gringo Killer for the win.
Kong is the "DEUCES WILD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT"
Cornette is in the ring with the two TNA World Tag Team Championship belts. He calls out the eight singles wrestlers who will take part in the Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament: Matt Morgan, Kip James, BG James, James Storm, Booker T, Robert Roode, and Sting. He starts to talk to those eight individuals, when he realized there are only seven. Abyss? He calls out the eighth participant…Awesome Kong! Holy shit! I did not foresee that.
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Posted by Arron Carlton @ 02:11 AM CST
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